Classy as a Cannibal


icedteawithscreams:

just-some-stoner:

30yearoldcodger:

frnkkk:

lnternetexplorers:

where’s your god now

fuck no

oh my god this is scary 

YES, RUN FREE, MY CHILDREN!

BABIES!!!!

There’s only one rational way to handle this. Light yourself on fire.





lokisprisoner:

loki-though:

spaghetti-spider:

That GODDAMN laugh of his!

LANDED ON MY LEFT ELBOW LIKE A TIT. EHEHEHE. 

i love you sir.

like a mother fucking tit. WIN.

(Source: doodlingbreaktime)


Via Tom Hiddleston Gif's

so in sixth grade, i remember being really angry at this one guy (and i can’t remember why) so instead of talking to him, i spelled out entire one sided conversations to him in sign language

because he didn’t know it

and the next day, apparently he had gone home and learned the entire sign language alphabet, because he started translating the letters and responding

whether it was because he genuinely wanted to communicate with me or because he wanted to bug me, i’m still not sure.

still the sweetest thing that’s ever happened to me


somethingstoned:

what if u woke up one day and everyone was genderbent including you

Via "I still believe in heroes."

resoundedshard:

I was just eating some apples and caramel dip, looking at Hiddles stuff. And what happens? I go to take a bite of the dipped apple slice and end up instead sticking the apple in my nose thinking it’s my mouth. NOW I HAVE CARAMEL IN MY NOSE.

 

FUCK.

Behold ladies and gentlemen, the affect of Hiddleston on the average teenage girl.

Via Like a Gentleman

gayngelofthelord:

ilovesquidward:

art thou feeling it now mr krabs

Via "I still believe in heroes."
  • after two people get finished fighting in front of me
  • me: well that was awkward -blogs about it-



bossbea replied to your post: bossbea said: MEG UR PRETTY FACE LEMME TOUCH IT …
megan sdlfjaskdjfsaf ur so adorbs ok

~*~

hdockekdkodn now you’re just being silly U//u//U
YOU are the adorbs one okay
YOU AND ONLY YOU


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